Cactus Vibes

Any situation that presents a negative or unwanted vibe

Chad: Hey Emily how do you feel about getting dinner tonight

Emily : Fuck off

Chad : Wow your really giving off some cactus vibes

by CACTUSVIBES May 12, 2018

Bitch Cactus

Bitch Cactus; one that is often bitchy or a prick. Can be used for both male or females.

Jess: "Em pass me my juice"

Emma: "No, Fuck you"

Jess: " Stop being such a bitch Cactus and do it!"

by jacquelineKHS May 30, 2011

Arabian Cactus

A Short stubbly haired vagina

One time in math class a boy pulled at Endrina's jeans and her scrubbly Arabian Cactus was exposed.

by LexTheBex December 9, 2008

toss the cactus

licking the ass of a very hairy person, or licking the ass of a black person because of the wiry hairs.

I was tossin that nigga's cactus and I sliced my damn tongue into ribbons.
I aint gunna toss the cactus on that bitch ass nigga again

by Joe Clabough October 24, 2008

Cactus Thing

Another name use for the pokemon Cacnea. Indicates respect.

All hail Cactus Thing.

by The Cactus Thing Fan Club December 10, 2004

Cactus Whip

To slap somebody with a cactus. Because the cactus spines have a toxin in them, doing this enough will have the victim puking. Can also be done by curb-stomping their face/body into a cactus. May be used alongside a Mexican Tattoo

I'm gonna drive that bastard out into the desert and cactus whip him till he takes back what he said.

by Rusty Unycorn June 29, 2011

Cactus Grease

When cum is sploogin out of a girl's vagina, like a cactus splooges out of it's little hole.

My dick grew twice the size when I saw that cactus grease.

by Scruff Muff McGruff October 27, 2011