When a mans pubes are so thick and coarse that when he pulls out after sex several of his pubes are still stuck in the womans pubus region (like when you touch a cactus)
1. Oh man, My vag is sore, shawns got a major "cactus cock"
2. "I had sex with a guy who had cactus cock and i've been pulling his pubes out of my thighs and labia for days" exclaimed Emily
2. "I had sex with a guy who had cactus cock and i've been pulling his pubes out of my thighs and labia for days" exclaimed Emily
by em-dash July 6, 2009
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best friend: dude, that's my sister!
best friend: dude, that's my sister!
by cattish me May 5, 2004
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by LizardInACan April 27, 2016
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under its proper kingdom and phylus and species. Its come to replace the commonly used schhwiing!!! as added to the collective consciousness by Wayne's World.
under its proper kingdom and phylus and species. Its come to replace the commonly used schhwiing!!! as added to the collective consciousness by Wayne's World.
My coctis erectis
by shitter friend October 5, 2003
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the prickly needles of a cactus, as a
result of going extended lengths of
time between shaving.
the prickly needles of a cactus, as a
result of going extended lengths of
time between shaving.
by BLACKFRANK October 22, 2008
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A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"
Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"
Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"
by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010
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Bob "man that cactus is just turning me on i want to shove it up my anus"
Emma "Hey when yor finished with your cactus can i have it i think im cactosexual and i want to experiment"
Emma "Hey when yor finished with your cactus can i have it i think im cactosexual and i want to experiment"
by Mariposia June 7, 2011
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