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cactus cock

When a mans pubes are so thick and coarse that when he pulls out after sex several of his pubes are still stuck in the womans pubus region (like when you touch a cactus)
1. Oh man, My vag is sore, shawns got a major "cactus cock"

2. "I had sex with a guy who had cactus cock and i've been pulling his pubes out of my thighs and labia for days" exclaimed Emily
by em-dash July 6, 2009
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cattish

me. kinky, sexy, hot, laidback, and did i say sexy?
dude, i got laid by that chick last night. she's pretty cattish.
best friend: dude, that's my sister!
by cattish me May 5, 2004
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cactus

Person 1: yo want my dick
person 2: no thats cactus.
by LizardInACan April 27, 2016
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coctis erectis

The term used to describe a stiffy
under its proper kingdom and phylus and species. Its come to replace the commonly used schhwiing!!! as added to the collective consciousness by Wayne's World.
My coctis erectis
by shitter friend October 5, 2003
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Cactus Sack

when the hair on your nuts resembles
the prickly needles of a cactus, as a
result of going extended lengths of
time between shaving.
i need to shave, i've got some
major cactus sack going on.
by BLACKFRANK October 22, 2008
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Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"
by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010
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cactosexual

A craving/longing to become sexually active with a cactus. Putting a cactus inside and around your genitalia, and getting pleasure from it.
Bob "man that cactus is just turning me on i want to shove it up my anus"

Emma "Hey when yor finished with your cactus can i have it i think im cactosexual and i want to experiment"
by Mariposia June 7, 2011
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