crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018

Crook

A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.

Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.

Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers

Person 1: “You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”

by SlipNip_555 January 28, 2020

Burden of crooked smile

Nothing can neglect it, stands with everything, only people with the name FTC can use it.

"I force concession via burden of crooked smile."

by Crooked Smile FTC November 17, 2020

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Crooked Eye

Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.

Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.

by the PITA son October 15, 2017

crooked pine

Slang word for laced weed

Wow can I have some crooked pine!

by Shitkey April 12, 2017

Crook

a extremly small crooked penis that u can trim but grows back everytime no matter what you can train your crook to be a little straighter by jacking off, just visit our site www.uncrook.com for tips and support!

Isabelle: « wow! last night was... uh something i did it with a crook i didnt feel nothing»

Joey: «ah... not again!...»

by Tasty Crooks May 10, 2017