carylon

Carylon:is the best person to be around and you should treat a Carylon with respect or she will rip off your face and feed it to the dogs.

You:Hello queen Carolyn.
Carylon:Hi
That is the beat way to talk to a Carolyn.
You:Hello or hi
Carylon:Wispers*Die
That is the wrong way to talk to a Carolyn.

by Carylon's bae January 15, 2017

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Crayola Bukkake Party

When a girl wears way too much make up and has drawn on eyebrows.

Oh my word Becky look at Kim’s face! She looks like she was the center or a Crayola bukkake party!

by Terrible Tal December 12, 2019

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CRAYLO • crayon • crayola • crayon eater • crapload • Caylor • crayo • Crayola-ing • crayon crew • crayoning

Metric Crapload

Used when "a crapload" just doesn't cut it.

Holy Hell i got a Metric Crapload in the back of my car.

by Schwebb July 1, 2008

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Poo Crayon

A small slender piece of poo that you can easily hold and draw with like a crayon. You can even wrap some paper around it to add to the effect.

Tara loves to write on Ryan's chest with a poo crayon

by Joemaster Bates June 3, 2009

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An uber secret government project employed by the municipality of Big Nigs. The program is used as a nuclear deterrent used to defend the Municipality from foreign oil mongers and utilizes advanced 'crayon batteries', which hurl volleys of multi coloured death towards invaders. Alternatively: It is slang for colouring kits issued to U.N. soldiers on R & R in the Middle East.

Soldier 1: "Hey man, I got this wicked colour-by-numbers from home. But I just don't have the correct government issue way to colour it."
Soldier 2: "Dude, just use your Operation Crayon Storm colouring kit."
Soldier 1: "Choice mate, choice."

by Chilly_Willy_Destroyyarr October 6, 2011

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