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A ferocious hermaphrodite monster weighing trilions of tons, eats everything, smells like rotting pussy, with an ass the size of the sun. This creature often waits by vigorously rubbing its smiley face and erecting thy right foot.
Run for your life it's a Carloni!!!
carloni by fartlover November 17, 2014
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Hot in Many ways .
A personality that Turns You Up.
Cute ass Smile .
DOPE AF .😍
I'd Date Ya One day .
-ya'll Carlon Out there
Carlon by Rayiana671 October 26, 2015
Sexy,mean asf,get what she want
Hi my name is Caryona
caryona by 1544704 January 27, 2018
Carlon is a one in a million, you can try and find someone like them but it’ll never be the same. They are super caring but super nonchalant at the same time. They are super attractive, not just physically but mentally too.
Carlon is such a nice guy but think twice before you cross him
Carlon by Bro7766 November 22, 2021

CaNylons 

A Canadian that loves wearing Nylons!
That girl was definitely a CaNylons girl!
CaNylons by canookie March 4, 2012

Carplonkey 

A dirty, annoying person that won't leave you alone. Could be a racial slur with no specific race.
Wow this kid keeps following me around, what a fuckin' carplonkey.
Carplonkey by S4L4D October 7, 2009