he's a dipshit that looks like a toe nail but you love him because he sends you nudes of all the hottest girls he sucks in bed and lasts two seconds in bed and only has a millimetre peter but he's a legit guy and has your back when you need him
colton is a bitch
by hsbsbekisnenslew May 31, 2018
Get the Coltonmug. Colton, his name shouldn't even be said aloud. All he will do is break your heart, and leave you. I don't know why Colton's are getting hyped up on here, he is not a good friend. If his name is Colton RUN!
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A COLTON?
by flowergirl27 December 9, 2019
Get the Coltonmug. by coltonhudsonisatrap June 11, 2018
Get the Colton Hudsonmug. by gayness is bad March 10, 2020
Get the coltonmug. Really fucking gay and sucks a fortnite also might have a little foot fetish. He always blames the lag
by Gshein August 2, 2018
Get the Coltonmug. eeeeew that kid is so Colton.
by Bill sucks May 3, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. by UrbenDicktionaryOfflcial October 10, 2020
Get the Coltonmug.