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A stupid idiot.

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by SuperMarioGalaxy173 February 5, 2024

collective whizz

When a group of guys go to a public bathroom and occupy every stall

"Where's Michael?"
"He and the guys went to take a collective whizz."

by IronBlade March 18, 2016

Pet Collecting

(The Real Life Equivalent to Pokemon Catching)

Essencially Bug/Reptile Catching but with Mammals

Basically you use Cages/Crates to Catch Mammals and Guns with Nets to Catch Birds

Then you Keep Them as a Pet Until they Die Where you Make a Taxidermy Out of Them for Display (Just like with Insects)

Some People May Also Use These Exotic Pets For Protection or to Fight With (Just like a Pokemon) While Most Just use the Pet as a Mythical Companion

This Practice of Pet Collecting However is Very Illegal in Most Countries

(More So than Getting an Exotic Pet Through the Black Market or a Farm)
So Proceed with Caution

Kid 1: Hey Look at What i Found

Kid 2: What is It

Kid 1: its a A Raccoon I Found While Pet Collecting

Kid 2: ill Give it a Treat if my Squirrel Can Handle Fighting it

Kid 1 OK Bring it On!

by baliebox4916 February 9, 2023

The Collective Experience

the best way to describe this is to take an authentic role playing video game that if you kill trillions of monsters in the game by then the Collective experience makes you a force to be reckon with. the strongest in that particular video game too bad you can't carry it on to the sequel and other video games and it really starts to get tedious after so many times of doing it. maybe why people only do one.

the Collective experience isn't ever seen as is....but a single thread a single paint brush of the grand design...

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

re-collect

When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)

I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.

by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Mans Collection

A type of collection granted typically when you do something good against your opponent

Eg. Break someones ankles in basketball or beat someone in a game of some sort

When you beat someone or do something good the person typically says "mans collection is due!"

Or If it's something spectacular or embarrassing the opponent does you would say " This is a Mans collection, clean up is due on isle 5"

by Todgenmans August 20, 2024