clothesphobia

A disease of someone who hates clothes (because they are afraid of them) and would excell greatly as a professional stripper.

She was diagnosed with clothesphobia and stripped down at half time during out lacrosse game.

by Jess Fletcher May 6, 2003

clothespin

a female who opens her legs when her head is squeezed, like a clothespin.

Jill is a clothespin because when Jack filled her head up with compliments, it led her to give it up to him.

by humaiira July 20, 2008

Clother

A person or group of persons unable to finish an order of chicken wings, or one who is an unskilled bowler.

Ha! look at that fucking clother, he bowled another gutterball! He probably couldn't even finish a plate of Hot wings!!

by andyman4213 February 21, 2009

clothesline

a head high tackle in rugby

"he clotheslined that guy"

by Pete January 20, 2004

clotheslined

To get hit in the neck.... Hard

My nigga Fofo got his ass clotheslined

by TheToastyOneUD July 18, 2016

Clothesfucked

When you fuck someone through clothes. Also known as the Mormon surprise.

Dude, I totally Clothesfucked that girl last night.

by knoxtaco September 5, 2016

clothesure

Da conscious "putting to rest" of your emotional attachment to a nudist camp, enabling you to then "move on with your life" in the normal "fastened together and buttoned-up" garments-wearing world.

My skin-worshiping roommate at da Corpus Christie resort has such a fetish for my bare protoplasm dat he clipped all da buttons off my clothing so dat said garments would "hang open" when I wore them, and so I had to sew 'em all back on again before I could truly get "clothesure" afterwards.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020