Lazy Butcher

When you repeatedly slap someone back and forth across the face with your dick.

It flops back and forth much like a sausage that isn't quite full because the butcher was too lazy to fill it

When my girlfriend wouldn't give me a bj I gave her a lazy butcher

by The Lazy Butcher June 16, 2010

bitched

Someone gets bitched when you shake their hand and say, "Bitch."

Person 1 and Person 2: *shakes hands*
Person 1: Bitch.
Person 2: Huh? Oh damn. I got bitched.

by technicoloursunshine June 30, 2007

bitched up

another word for pussywiped

dude 1: hey, you know micheal's not drinkin cus his lady wont let him?
dude 2: damn, he's bitched up

by portugee March 17, 2008

Bitched

Someone who has been ditched by a bitch.

Guy1: Dude what's wrong with you? you look terrible. What happened last night?

Guy2: I've been Bitched. <:|

by manilaman July 31, 2011

Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

butcher dick

a dirty dude that doesn't clean his knob after hes dropped a load in his hand or he'll probably tell you that he's had a babe.IT smell like when you go into a small time closed up butcher shop.

here comes butcher dick,I wonder who he reckons hes fucked today.

by MADANGEL August 20, 2005

butchdyke

a weird girl who gets fucked in a shower with me

naomi is such a butchdyke

by Danielasl August 27, 2004