Biatch

1. A substitute for the word bitch.

2. A non-harsh way of calling someone a bitch.

3. An slightly affectionate way of making someone do something for you.

4. Someone who isn't a female but still does things for you no matter what it is nor what the consequences of doing it are.

1. Morgan is such a biatch!

2. Dude, you are a biatch...

3. Get me my milk! Biatch!!!

4. I made Jimmy my biatch... He gets me what I want, when I want it...

by Stiffler935 May 26, 2009

bottom biatch

As in Chatrooms, when playing a certain game the person who is on the bottom of the chat list is the lowest biatch, and the person on the top is basically king/queen.

Aww man! i logged back on under "Z" and now im the bottom biatch!

by Brittani March 5, 2005

biatchymondo

meaning the person you have directed 'biatchymondo' at is either being a bitch or is simply pissing you off for no apparent reason

situation 1

alan: hey dude! wanna go out tonight?? we should so hit on some hot chicks/boys maybe!

Tom(big man): man....your a freaking biatchymondo

situation 2

alan: heyyy whys my computer going soo slow tom??? uhhh i cant get on to my myspace to look up hot boys!!

Tom: mate, the comps being a biatchymondo

by Thomas Hunt March 17, 2008

biatcherry

The act or art of being a bitch. Applied bitchiness.

Girl 1: So how is it living in a house with 5 other girls?
Girl 2: The biatcherry there is enough to make me scream. But its not bad besides that...
Girl 1: What fun...

by Simonalisa June 18, 2008

Bratching

Combination of bragging and bitching. When someone brags by pretending to complain about their problems that aren't really problems at all.

Common among middle class social climbers, frequently observed at Starbucks. Alternative for #whitepeopleproblems or #firstworldproblems.

Woman 1: "I'm having my new Mercedes painted a different shade of silver because so many people have that color it's just over done. I didn't notice this before I bought it last month, but there are at least 3 other of the same model and same color at the gym parking lot when I go."

Woman 2: "Will you stop bratching already?"

by jim vest August 5, 2012

Briache

Pronounced : Brē - Ash
A late night meal that occurs after excessive alcohol or drug consumption but always consists of breakfast related items. The origins of the word "Briache" have been thought to date back to early civilizations specifically to what is known as the "town drunk". It is believed that the word was created from the sloppy attempt to say the word "breakfast" after heavy intoxication, but however ended up sounding more like"Breeeee-ash" thus creating the word briache.

Hey guys, after Eric comes back from his 4 song lap dance, you wanna hit Denny's for Briache???

Man, you should have seen Rory at briache last night! Even before he got his food, he passed out face first on the table so we proceeded to stroke and dribble water on his head. It was fucked!

by MGungle March 1, 2015

Britch

A British Bitch. If you use it as Britchly, it means when you decide to cuss but in a britishly way. It is simply a cross between British and Bitch. Therefore, Britchly or Britch.

"Bloody Hell!!!!"

Oh my god she is being so britchly right now.

What the heck he is such a Britch to her.

by BritBoyz January 26, 2016