Breakfast of Champions

Black coffee and a cigarette as your first and only meal before noon.

The Breakfast of Champions is staining my teeth

by drunk money November 10, 2008

Russian Breakfast

a.k.a. A "Serj" Breakfast

Where, after a long night of heavy drinking, one decides to take a shot, pint, chug etc ... of Vodka.

- Not to be confused with the sex act.
- Not a good cure for a hangover.
- Will not make the damage to your house the night before go away.

Hangover Patient 1 -
"Wow, I dont remember last night .. OH GOD, MY HEAD!!!"

Hangover Patient 2 -
"Dude, he is downing Vodka first thing in the morning??!"

Hangover Patient 1 -

"... Russian Breakfast ... Brave"

by RyRy28 May 9, 2010

breakfast in bed

Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.

I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.

Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...

by MikeD3 December 30, 2008

Breakfast Club

Sometimes misinterpreted as a teen flick about a couple preps, it is the defining movie for a generation. It is about a jock, a cheerleader, a nerd, a, "basket case," and an early punk being stuck in a library for full day Saturday detention. One of the best movies of all time, it influenced a generation. The song, "Don't You Forget About Me," will still make any tough Senior cry.

Watch it. Love it. Live it. I dress like the punk one 24/7.

by Macadaciouse May 11, 2004

mexican breakfast

A cigarette and some tap water as a meal.

I am so poor, I had to eat a Mexican Breakfast today.

by vurp May 1, 2003

portuguese breakfast

The act of scrambling eggs and eating them from a woman's vagina.

That chick's a freak, she likes Portuguese breakfasts.

by Anthony Enrique Esparza Cinelli September 15, 2005

Jew Breakfast

When you go into a hotel and pretend that your a guest in order to gain entry to the free continent breakfast, usually stretching as you walk by the front desk indicating that you possibly just woke up.

Lets stop at that Holiday Inn and have ourselves a Jew Breakfast I hear the continental breakfast is awesome but you have to look like you just got up.

by Juls309 March 18, 2015