Bologna Sandwich

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."

by carsausage November 22, 2015

Bologna the ride

When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...

So I was walking down the street and saw the new Tesla Model S and just had to bologna the ride...

by roughryder69 June 22, 2021

Bologna Bop It

Masterbating or jacking off (Male only)

“He can’t keep his hands off himself i swear he’s always playing bologna bop it “

“I’ll come out in a minute let me finish playing bologna bop it”

by Papa_stem82 February 6, 2021

Bologna Lips

A fine class of vaginal clasps that appear to be a yummy bologna sandwich.
A specimen with a very fleshy appearance.

Someone who may like subway dumpster dives would find this specimen exquisite.

Mother always told me girls like a sandwich enthusiast.

"Yo bro don't make fun of Bridget, its not her fault she was born with Bologna Lips"
"Mommy owo queen please show me your bologna lips" :-D

by Searchin4Sus October 5, 2023

Stony Bologna

To be clumsy or foolish under the influence of marijuana

Dude, you almost dropped the blunt stony bologna.

by Fateater555 March 8, 2020

bologna chute

A lose vajaja. It refers to a significantly enlarged vagina, often attributed to a woman having had numerous sexual partners, which may have stretched the vaginal walls considerably.

I banged this chick last week and she had an absolute bologna chute it was fucked buddd!

by Bolognacanda.ca July 5, 2024

Bologna smoothie

The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.

Anyone want a bologna smoothie?

by Shredder88 October 15, 2023