Stony Bologna

To be clumsy or foolish under the influence of marijuana

Dude, you almost dropped the blunt stony bologna.

by Fateater555 March 8, 2020

Bologna compass

When one extends their scrotum to resemble a compass and uses his penis as the needle.

Look at my bologna compass. It always points true north.

by Nakeytime May 25, 2025

Bologna Balls

The feeling you get after a night of hardcore slamming.

Joe, "how ya feeling?"

Sam,"I spent the night at my girlfriends and have a case of Bologna Balls"

Joe, "Oh wow, good for you! Want some Ben-Gay for that? I have some back at my desk."

by easy eee January 4, 2010

bologna night stand

When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.

Hey bro what you end up doing last night?

Just another bologna night stand.

by anonymous August 24, 2021

bologna string

Other wise known as bean sprouts

That’s def bologna string bruh

by Oscardraft May 2, 2023

bologna chute

A lose vajaja

I fucked this chick last week and she had an absolute bologna chute it was fucked buddd!

by Bolognacanda.ca July 5, 2024

Bad Bologna Day

Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.

Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.

by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022