blue tan

1)The kind of tan you get from sitting in front of a computer monitor for 20+ hours a day.
2)Smurfs and dark elves might also be discribed as having a blue tan, but this is due to having an insatiable blueberry fettish

--"Aww man..I was up all night writing a damn paper.."
--"Ya dood, I can tell, cause your kick'n (sport'n) a nice blue tan."

by puzzill October 5, 2003

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blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.

My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.

by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009

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Blue Veining

When a chick's boobs are so big you can see fat blue veins in them.

Hey bro, I couldn't take my eyes off her jugs she was totally blue veining!

by Hortos June 18, 2010

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Blue Mind

A term coined by Wallace J Nichols to describe the profound connection between humans and water. These connections include emotional, scientific, biological, neurological, social and enviromental connections the drive environmental conscientiousness, water-mindfulness, environmental conscientiousness, creativity, healing, stress reduction and describe powerful moments of awe and wonder that humans experience near, in, on or under the water.

"I came up with a name for this human water connection; blue mind, a mildly meditative state characterized by calm peacefulness of unity in a sense of general happiness and satisfaction with life in the moment moment ." - Wallace Nichols

by Watermanca June 24, 2017

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