on blocks

a term that proves to someone that you're not frontin. same as 'on mamaz' or 'on citas'. originated in the bay area

guy 1: let's put this shit down

guy 2: stop frontin'

guy 1: on blocks nigga

by fieldshityeee October 18, 2008

Cock Blocker

a boy who stops his friend from gettin laid

Talking to a girl guy walks up

Hey Man!!!! Hows your aids <--- He's a cock blocker

by Bobby Laids alot May 26, 2009

Feet Blockers

Girl's who have massive tits/ boobs and so they cant see their feet because of it.

also requires pert jugs in order to truly block the view of the owner.

Person 1: that girl has massive tits
Person 2: Yeah i bet she hasn't seen her feet in years
Person 1: thats because she has feet blockers

by feetblocker January 19, 2010

tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.

That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

Cauc Blocker

a black womans friend that doesnt want her to date a white man

I really want to date Tasha, but her friend Wendy is such a Cauc Blocker!

by Eddie to the O August 9, 2010

Stall blocked

When a co-worker hogs the shared restroom on a daily basis for inordinate chunks of time making other personnel physically uncomfortable and possibly resulting in wetting their pants or suffering from turtle head and other bodily function mishaps.

I was about to head to the can before a long meeting but got stall blocked.

by Bokchoygurl August 13, 2012

Cock Blocked

To get cock blocked by another man. An act of desperation made by a loner who will look at no means in order to step up from being a third wheeler in order to prevent you from reaching endless orgasms, so he can then make his move. Also known as pulling a Trivs.

Ferdinand wanted to have a go at blondie but he was cock blocked by Jerome all night. Jerome pulled a trivs on Ferdiand.

by Americanplayboy69 April 6, 2015