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blind snapping

When someone extremely quickly snapchats people while in a social setting, usually barely even looking at their phone to see if the other person says or sends anything of interest.
Ian, I don’t talk to you much anymore because you do nothing but blind snapping nowadays at college
by pl112 December 24, 2018
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Anal Blind

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.
Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022
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Booty Blinded

To see someone and experience so much phsyical attraction that everything they say or do is seen through rose colored glasses. Generally applies to a pre-sexual relationship. Can apply to either gender, though men are more often the victims of this.
1. Dang, can't she see he's a doughbag? "No, she's booty blinded." 2. Dang, he just gave her his card number on the first date???? "He is so booty blinded."
by Bookworm Beauty March 7, 2019
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Audibly blind

Audibly blind, refers to the total inability to hear sounds. Symptoms may be severe and may experience real world packet loss. People who are profoundly audibly blind can hear nothing at all. Scientist are yet to discover how such individuals find themselves reliant to.
*playing Black Ops 3 search and destroy. When an unexpected 1v1 occurs*

Team Mate: use glitch

Audibly blind person: ...

Team mate: USE GLITCH

audibly blind person: ...

Team mate:✊👇👋👎🤏👈✋💨

Audibly blind person: ...

*dies*
by PartTimeShotCaller June 1, 2020
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world blind

Being "world blind," is the feeling of confusion when you have barely woken up. It can happen at anytime of day.
Person 1: *wakes up, lays in bed, and thinks* What's going, what time could it be...*checks phone* 12pm?! 20 missed calls?! *phone rings & picks up*

Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...

Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.
by Lilac_sky May 22, 2017
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blind blown

When you aren’t aware that you have typed a phrase out incorrectly because you assumed that you typed out the same phrase as the one in your head. So now you are blind blown because you are unable to recognize your spelling error
Carla: “This boy has my blind blown”
Lee: “blind blown” ??
Carla: “Omw, in my mind I was still reading it as ‘mind blown’ ”
Lee: “ Oooh it looks like we’ve just coined a new term”
by Eddy Boi November 8, 2022
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Mouth Blind

Thy mouth blind is when you can’t talk. “Blind but it’s for thy mouths”

- made by Christmy Parpouloute (2020)
You so quiet... are you mouth blind
by Eatthatpus September 24, 2020
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