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horny beaver

a facial expression in which one squints and then sticks out his teeth, somewhat resembling a beaver that is prepared to mate. This behavior may also be linked to mild mental retardation.
What the hell is wrong with that kid?

Well, he's making the horny beaver face again.

Oh it all makes sense now!
by Matthew A October 1, 2008
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beaver whack

This is much like the infamous "punch buggy." When you see a car with wood paneling, you turn to your nearest friend, smack them, and exclaim, "Beaver Whack! No Beaver Whack back!"
They need to stop making cars with wood paneling. Your beaver whacks hurt!
by Nichole! June 25, 2008
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Justice Beaver

A crime fighting beaver commonly mistaken with Justin Beiber because of the name simularities and visual as well.
Jim: Call Froggy 101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Beiber and we're giving away free tickets. We give them a number to call for the tickets and we give them his number.

Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He is a crime frighting Beaver.
by D1213141 March 14, 2011
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cock beaver

a chick that is not experianced in dick sucking and scrapes with her teeth.
"man that chick sux,she used her teeth shes such a cock beaver"
by chester November 29, 2003
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Beaver Buster

Any child weighing more than 10 pounds delivered through the vagina. First time moms are at high risk for beaver busting.
Holy shit that kid was a real beaver buster. She nearly split me in two when I finally popped her out. I am never having sex again!
by Shadow-1-alpha May 27, 2009
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Beaver Bagging

Beaver bagging is the sexual act similar to tea bagging, only with beaver bagging the woman squats on the mans face and proceeds to bag his face with her vagina aka beaver
I was beaver bagging your dad, when your mom walked in.
by Jessica Higgins January 22, 2011
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beaver muff

An overgrowth of hair on a womens vagina.
I was ignorant on eating Jamie out yesterday after I had noticed her beaver muff.
by nevsky September 12, 2006
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