Simon bell

Simon Bell Pro “Si –Man Bell” This Originally originates from the Milton Keynes street slang meaning ( To be on top of ones game, to be ahead of the rest also used as a descriptive term given to well endowed young successful good looking males who are leaders in their field
Did you see that young Horney stud he’s a real Simon Bell
by Citizen unknown August 18, 2004
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Dirty Bell

Go to your girlfriends house and do her in the butt with no condom when your done, dont shower or anything. Then call up your ex. girlfriend and hae her give you a blow job.
Im pretty pissed at my ex. amanda so i think im gonna give her the Dirty Bell.
by billy jean sue November 08, 2005
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bells mam

the slow rising phenomenon of a huge fucking bitch, scrawled everywhere around the north-east of england area.
Ted: wow, that's pretty big!
Dave: Yeh, but it's not as big as bells mam
Ted: thats true, i stand corrected
by roy January 28, 2005
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bell shine

Male/female who likes so suck dick.
Mainly used in a derogatory sense.
1. That Wanker is a right bell shine!
2. She shined my bell
Or
3. Why dont you shine my bell you dirty fat slapper.
by Christopher White June 19, 2008
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Bell Tower

Spying on girls while they are being banged by your bros by siting in a church bell tower and or elevated terrain and rubbing one out.
Valley: bro i bell towered that chick last night.
Brolay: what are you talking about bro?
Valley: i snuck into the church steeple and watched Hintz slay her under a christmas tree!
Brolay: uh guy?
by SauceSlayer34 February 07, 2010
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Chris Bell

Literally Hell.
Lancastrian rhyming slang circa 1976. First used in relation to the birth of Christopher Joaquin Bell at Lancaster Royal Infirmary on 16th June 1976.
Father: "I have told you before about playing with that plug socket, you'll electrocute yourself and then there will be Chris Bell."
by Adam Candle April 17, 2008
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