rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

Elias Rude

The Elias Rude (/bə.ˈnoʊ.boʊ/ or /ˈbɒ.nə.boʊ/; Penis paniscus), formerly called the pygmy chimpanzee and less often, the dwarf or gracile dick, is an endangered small penised ape and one of the two penis-species making up the genus Penis; the other is Penis troglodytes, or the common small-penise-chimpanzee. Although the name "small-penise-chimpanzee" is sometimes used to refer to both penis-species together, it is usually understood as referring to the common small-ass-ick-in-my-mum-chimpanzee, whereas Penis paniscus is usually referred to as the Brazzers account.

A dude in my class was such an Elias Rude today.

STOP BEEING SO ELIAS RUDE!

by Your Alias November 30, 2016

DAS' RUDE

When another person suprises you by coating your balls in Icy Hot.

This bitch I took home from the bar woke me up the next morning by coating my balls in Icy Hot, Das' Rude.

by ThingsYouDoAtMidnight May 14, 2024

rude rick

When someone is sleeping and you out your nutsack on there chin and when they wake up you fart in there face.

I gave my girlfriend a rude Rick two nights ago.

by Rug Doctor March 9, 2016

ruded

Via BBM. When someone reads a BBM you've sent and doesn't respond.

Mike saw the message I sent and def ruded me. That bastard.

by Andrea Jean May 25, 2011

Rude

ignorant and uneducated.

"the new religion was first promulgated by rude men"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024

Rude Boi

Rude by name, and an absolute wrong’un by nature. You can find him drinking a can of hooch, not paying his child support or sneaking away from social gatherings without sayin goodbye. He loves raves, dnb and listening to Miley Cyrus on the sly. Overall, he’s a bit of a prick, but his rude gurl wouldn’t be without him.

Phil: hi, I’m Rude Boi, JD please
Bartender: ok, would you like a single or a double?

Phil: yeah I am actually. By the way, where did you get your glitter from?

by Beany Josh December 16, 2021