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Baltimore Ear Drop

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**

A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025
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Baltimore

Maybe riot jokes are really fucking monsters.

Only in Baltimore.
by Seitan June 11, 2023
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Baltimore Bologna Beam

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck
mugGet the Baltimore Bologna Beammug.

Raining in Baltimore

used to describe a sign of surprise at female ejaculation
dude I was hittin' it then it started Raining in Baltimore... shit was everywhere!!! I really really really really really needed a raincoat.
by dubauchery January 1, 2011
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Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.
She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead
by Kbdml March 19, 2022
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baltimore bouncing betty

The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.
Yo PoPo gave Alashawndre a Baltimore bouncing betty...and now he in the hospital.
by surfdog May 28, 2016
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Baltimore twister

A sexual act in which one of the partners defecates in a circular motion till the stole forms in a spiral like shape on the recipients chest.
Last night the wife and I were getting dirty and she tried the old Baltimore twister on me 😏
by Baltimore twister January 6, 2021
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