Booty Blinded

To see someone and experience so much phsyical attraction that everything they say or do is seen through rose colored glasses. Generally applies to a pre-sexual relationship. Can apply to either gender, though men are more often the victims of this.

1. Dang, can't she see he's a doughbag? "No, she's booty blinded." 2. Dang, he just gave her his card number on the first date???? "He is so booty blinded."

by Bookworm Beauty March 08, 2019

INTERNET BLIND

TO NOT HAVE INTERNET, UNABLE TO SEE INTERNET.

DUDE, I AM REMOTE AND RUNNING INTERNET BLIND.

by LEXWORLD May 25, 2010

Blind pufferfish

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!

You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!

by Dustinj321 October 13, 2017

Audibly blind

Audibly blind, refers to the total inability to hear sounds. Symptoms may be severe and may experience real world packet loss. People who are profoundly audibly blind can hear nothing at all. Scientist are yet to discover how such individuals find themselves reliant to.

*playing Black Ops 3 search and destroy. When an unexpected 1v1 occurs*

Team Mate: use glitch

Audibly blind person: ...

Team mate: USE GLITCH

audibly blind person: ...

Team mate:✊👇👋👎🤏👈✋💨

Audibly blind person: ...

*dies*

by PartTimeShotCaller June 02, 2020

blind nil

Inserting yourself into a situation despite your lack of knowledge

"I'm not sure if the girl at the bar is dating the guy with her so I'm going blind nil and asking her if it's her brother" also referred to as going nill

by Floppy flop January 27, 2017

car blind

When someone can't tell the difference between a normal everyday car and a nicer, more expensive car just by looking

Friend: you like my car?
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...

by xX_tigeress_Xx April 14, 2017

world blind

Being "world blind," is the feeling of confusion when you have barely woken up. It can happen at anytime of day.

Person 1: *wakes up, lays in bed, and thinks* What's going, what time could it be...*checks phone* 12pm?! 20 missed calls?! *phone rings & picks up*

Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...

Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.

by Lilac_sky May 22, 2017