blandjular

Some who is in the act of being bland.

Gosh, I'm talking to emily and she is like so blandjular right now!

by Gustave June 29, 2005

Blandslide

An overwhelming amount of boring information forced onto an audience that could not possibly care less.

We sat through a four hour lecture on the history of lectures. I wanted to stab my ears with a pencil. It was a total blandslide.

by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012

bland ass nigga

a nigga that is bland as hell

damn ryan you’re such a bland ass nigga

by papi 123456 August 30, 2017

Bland

Plain and boring

Water is so bland. I want apple juice.

by Oh, pls May 6, 2019

coffee brandy

Allen's Coffee Brandy has been called both "the champagne of Maine" and "an epidemic."

At last tally, the best-selling bottle of hard liquor in the state of Maine was the roughly half-gallon container of Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy. The No. 2 seller was . . . the liter-size bottle of Allen's Coffee Brandy.

by banjax October 26, 2013

The Blandit

Falling off the main stage in game, Super Smash Brothers for the Nintendo Switch via a missinput or a buffered air dodge.

Oh god she did The Blandit again we're down by 4 now

by Izyblandit April 26, 2021

blanky

The act of texting an acquaintance with a blank text. The implication of this is that you would blank said acquaintance if you saw them walking along on the street and they said hi to you. Blankies are used to show a general dislike or anger towards a person.

The effect is doubled if the person on the receiving end owns an old phone which can only store a limited number of texts (e.g. a Nokia 3310).

Person 1: Oh shit man.
Person 2: What's up, James?
Person 1: Jenny just sent me a blanky.
Person 2: Ha, she must really hate you.

by seafordfmrulez June 21, 2012