A blow job performed by a midget or little-person who is being held upside down by their ankles like a "choking baby". Once the midget is mid-fellatio, you start slaping their back, like you would a choking baby, trying to dislodge your penis in this case, instead of an animal cracker.
Bro- Junior hooked up with the midget receptionist from Accounting. Said he picked her up by the feet, held her upside down and then she started blowing him!
Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
by GilltronZERO March 2, 2011
Get the Choking Baby BJmug. by chesterchaps September 16, 2009
Get the B-Day BJmug. The action of performing a blow job on ones penis with a pre-heated apple strudel. Also known as the slippery-slogan.
How it works ::
You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"
How it works ::
You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"
That was one hell of an apple strudel bj
That was one slippery-slogan.
I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.
That was one slippery-slogan.
I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.
by taybag March 21, 2011
Get the Apple Strudel BJmug. by Dadboddan July 23, 2019
Get the BJ EYESmug. A sexual act during which a man covers his penis in peanut butter while his partner fills his/her mouth with jelly and proceeds to perform oral sex upon the penis. Fun for all! YUM!
Special note: While one may use any variety of jelly, it is best to stick to creamy peanut butter. Chunky is simply too dangerous.
Special note: While one may use any variety of jelly, it is best to stick to creamy peanut butter. Chunky is simply too dangerous.
male #1: "Damn yo! My girlfriend surprised me with a PB n' BJ last night for my birthday!"
male #2: "Strawberry?"
male #1: "Nah, dude...grape."
male #2: "Sweet."
male #2: "Strawberry?"
male #1: "Nah, dude...grape."
male #2: "Sweet."
by ThePasswordIs October 20, 2010
Get the PB n' BJmug. When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.
My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!
by JTrainHasArrived August 6, 2010
Get the Alarm Clock BJmug. by This is me and only me November 8, 2020
Get the Alex’s bj daymug.