1) when you have sex with a girl and then you put salt in her eyes. Then you beat the shit out of her.
Can you believe that guy, he is a salt beater?
His girlfriend was all beat up because he is a salt beater.
He is always sure to have salt with him because he is a salt beater
His girlfriend was all beat up because he is a salt beater.
He is always sure to have salt with him because he is a salt beater
by notasaltbeaterbecauseitsbad February 24, 2009
Get the Salt beatermug. A implement used for a horrific level of sodomisation, characteristically used by a person of authority to chastigate someone of poor discipline. Typically electric unless brute force is used
I'm nervous about facing the exclusion board. What if one of them bends me over and fucks me with an egg beater?
by Jeremy Kindler November 9, 2006
Get the egg beatermug. Black Africans who beat bongos in their spare time when they manage to get a break from being internet football experts
by purpleponce April 16, 2020
Get the bongo beatermug. When you pound and twirl your finger within your sphincter and draw feces from the rectum and sensually feed it to your sexual partner
Shavonda pleaded to Toni, the token caucasian male, "Would you delight me in Licking the beater?" Toni replied "bitch you be a crazy nigger but i've been in need of rectal stimulation."
by William Mitchell May 10, 2008
Get the Licking the beatermug. by Mister June 27, 2006
Get the wife beatermug. by Misha J. (Oak Cliff, Tx.) October 2, 2003
Get the wife beatermug. A garment worn which enables the wearer to adopt a pseudo-action venire, extended only by stains, and possible incognito smells. However, if the wearer is a person prone, or tending to act in a less extrovert manner, then he can be seen as a slob, or likeness to the name 'wife-beater'.
by Roy February 16, 2003
Get the Wife beatermug.