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Beast Troll

Someone who gives off grimy and large energy and has a smelly aura.
Sophie: My hair is so dry and frizzy and i haven’t showered in a month

Molly: You are such a beast troll!
by mollyroach February 19, 2023
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Dune Beast

Dune beast is the term given to a person who has just been given a "facial" and had their head rammed into the sand. The sticky residue left behind from the facial leaves the sand stuck for hours
5 bucks says you can't turn that hotty into a dune beast
by Cpet November 23, 2010
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Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.
David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.
by Zonal K August 16, 2019
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Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.
Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"
by banquo_lives January 11, 2009
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Flemish massage beast

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.
by iam3toed April 18, 2011
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Homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

Some one addicted to having anal sex with dead baby male animals while the animal corpse is on fire.
Girl 1: i might go out with him. Girl 2: dont do that he is a homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac
by Super happy fun time 13 March 6, 2012
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