Kodie Baller is the real god. We should worship him instead of Jesus. His orange ranga hair floats in the wind like a cloud in the sky. Kodie Baller's masculinity makes anyone instantly horny. He is considered to be the biggest baller anyone has any seen and could instantly turn anyone gay if they weren't before from his hot sexy body. sexy
Friend 1 " yooo that ranga over ther is pretty good at basketball"
Friend 2 " yeah hes so sexy he makes me want to read aloud the decleration of independence....."
Friend 1 "...........'
Friend 2 "WHEN in the Course of human Events it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth the separate & equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.
uing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty to throw off such of a free people who mean to be free. Future ages will scarcely believe that the hardiness of one man adventured, within the short compass of twelve years only, to lay a foundation so broad & so undisguised for tyranny over a people fostered & fixed in principles of freedom.
And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, & our sacred honor."
Friend 1 " yo what the fuck"
Friend 2 " Kodie baller = president 2020"
Friend 2 " yeah hes so sexy he makes me want to read aloud the decleration of independence....."
Friend 1 "...........'
Friend 2 "WHEN in the Course of human Events it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth the separate & equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.
uing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty to throw off such of a free people who mean to be free. Future ages will scarcely believe that the hardiness of one man adventured, within the short compass of twelve years only, to lay a foundation so broad & so undisguised for tyranny over a people fostered & fixed in principles of freedom.
And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, & our sacred honor."
Friend 1 " yo what the fuck"
Friend 2 " Kodie baller = president 2020"
by used oatmeal December 24, 2019
Get the Kodie Baller mug.The act of being so chill and bad-ass to the point at which your actions are considered to be done at the highest level of baller-ness. You are also considered to be complete gangster. Anything you say or do is always legit.
Adam: Yo Josh did you see Ricky drifting that civic in the parking lot last night?!?
Josh: Yeah man! He was most baller!
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John: Yo Dylan! I heard that Steve broke out in a dance battle with Carlos at the party last night!
Dylan: Yeah Dude! He got all the ladies after he won that!
John: Damn dude, thats most baller.
Josh: Yeah man! He was most baller!
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John: Yo Dylan! I heard that Steve broke out in a dance battle with Carlos at the party last night!
Dylan: Yeah Dude! He got all the ladies after he won that!
John: Damn dude, thats most baller.
by thecooldragon2102 June 1, 2016
Get the Most Baller mug.by betsythenun March 30, 2021
Get the swag baller mug.A basketball player who is a savage and can ball.
A person who plays any sport withe the word ball in it is a savage baller as long as their good.
A person who plays any sport withe the word ball in it is a savage baller as long as their good.
by Savage baller February 14, 2017
Get the savage baller mug.Frasier- Hey Helen, you are Looking Baller today, you look like you have drip and fucking swag
Helen- I always look baller
Helen- I always look baller
by Thickdickdaddy_27 March 9, 2021
Get the Looking Baller mug.A person who fronts like have Bill Gates money but rents or borrows all of their bling-bling and flashy things. Only to return them as soon as possible to get their deposit back from the rental company.
A person who rents or borrows items to front like he's doing big things. Only to have to return them to the owner after they're done fronting.
A person who rents or borrows items to front like he's doing big things. Only to have to return them to the owner after they're done fronting.
Dude not only has a rented Expedition he also has rented rims… That cat is a budget baller.
Sis was at the party fronting with her best friend’s dress on. She’s definitely a budget baller.
That nukka is a budget baller for rocking his boy's whip while he's out of town.
Sis was at the party fronting with her best friend’s dress on. She’s definitely a budget baller.
That nukka is a budget baller for rocking his boy's whip while he's out of town.
by Brutha Foreal September 3, 2008
Get the budget baller mug.When you have been ballin' and makin mad fast money slangin' dope. Then yo' connect goes dry or ______ and you use up all yo' money and sell all your drugs and go broke.
You are then experiencing "baller shock"
You are then experiencing "baller shock"
by Handy Andy566 December 3, 2007
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