Average drug dealer

Some idiot using discord. Really needs a life

“Hey dude did you see average drug dealer?”
“Yeah he is such a dumbass”

by Average drug dealer February 17, 2022

Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024

Average Nebraskan

When a female is driving and getting finger-banged at the same time by her passenger.

I looked over at the car next to me and the woman driver was receiving an Average Nebraskan

by Big 'ol Dumpy November 21, 2022

Average ass Big tits

Average ass big Tits screams TAURUS

she has an average ass big tits
Ofc she’s a taurus, i’d still hit tho!

by Factslmao December 6, 2020

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people

Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"

by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022