Me: G'day, mate
Friend: Stop being upside down
Me: What?
Friend: Australia
Me: Stop being upside down
Friend: No you're upside down, just turn the right way up and we'll both be the right way up.
Friend: Stop being upside down
Me: What?
Friend: Australia
Me: Stop being upside down
Friend: No you're upside down, just turn the right way up and we'll both be the right way up.
by Definishons September 23, 2020
Get the Australiamug. The best country on earth. The only real problem is everything besides the people wants to fucking kill you. Even the kangaroos man. For fucks sake.
American: Bro Australia is better than America.
Other American: Shut the fuck up.
American: The truth hurts man, so does stepping on a box jellyfish.
Other American: Shut the fuck up.
American: The truth hurts man, so does stepping on a box jellyfish.
by yourmomisbadyouhaveabaddad May 2, 2021
Get the Australiamug. by There's a stain on your lepel. September 27, 2023
Get the Australiamug. by yesnomaybenoyesnoyes November 9, 2020
Get the Australiamug. When you are in the middle of eating a clit and you bite it off, thus resulting in a bloody mess, a breakup of even the cops
Carl: hey Jim, you ever think about how Urban Dictionary is really going downhill? I mean, all you see nowadays is people making up words about their friends or some nasty sexual act
Jim: lmao no but i do think of the Australia alot
Jim: lmao no but i do think of the Australia alot
by dumb_cunt_with_aids May 28, 2018
Get the the Australiamug. Supposedly a country. In reality, australia does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from australia. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through australia, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. People are implanted into societies to make you believe that this country is real.
Person 1: I used to live in Australia, you know. Pretty cool place.
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!
by 666_ October 4, 2018
Get the Australiamug. A country full of hard yakka and no one but bludgers in charge of it, doing nothing but cooking chooks on the barbie.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
Person 1: Got yakka mate?
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
by greatdane130065 August 28, 2017
Get the Australiamug.