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Alaskan Bobsled

While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconcious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
I gave your mom an Alaskan Bobsled on the Lincoln Memorial last night, dawg.
by StairMastr October 20, 2008
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alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."
by aseay_99 August 3, 2004
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Alaskan Joker

Its when you are having sex with a girl and when your done you tell her you have aids. Give her a few minutes then ask "Why so serious?"
That ass pulled and alaskan joker on me and scared the shit out of me!
by ennik s relyt January 31, 2009
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Alasia

Alasia means that you are beautiful. Any person that has the honor of having the name Alasia is very lucky and special. You are smexy and have the most beautiful body any girl could ever want. Most people whose name is Alasia usually have green eyes, and very beautiful hair.
Person1: "You know Alasia?"
Person2: "The green-eyed beauty? I'm so jealous of her!!"
by ihavegreeneyes June 23, 2012
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when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.
i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.
by asfdsdaf May 6, 2010
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alaskan hummer

The result of quickly drinking a slurpee and then performing oral sex.
If you pick up a coke slurpee on the way over, I'll give you an alaskan hummer.
by mimzy December 9, 2008
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Alasdair

the closest man will ever get to god
generally is a guy who can charm any woman
anyone who crosses him DIES
alasdair was walking down the street and a black cat crossed half his path then exploded
by Im back! September 15, 2010
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