The same concept as a "pearl necklace"
But with more jizz spread over a wider area of one's body
Thus, giving the impression of wearing armor
But with more jizz spread over a wider area of one's body
Thus, giving the impression of wearing armor
by Nachos12367 February 25, 2010
Get the Pearl Armor mug.The imaginary armor for a man that protects him from false “me too” accusations and/or abuse from women.
Very similar to a customer service face, make believe armor helps men interact with women and navigate the treacherous world of women’s rights.
While wearing make believe armor men can interact and simply talk with women without fear of reprisal or false accusations.
Typically make believe armor is worn at social activities such as dancing and parties but can and should probably be worn in the workplace or even at home.
While wearing make believe armor men are only able to talk about subjects that nothing sexual, sexist or overly masculine undertones or microaggressions can be taken away from ie the weather, sports stats, Wild Animal facts, and marinade recipes. Also things that are very technical like database building or power generation or ballistics.
*Make believe armor doesn’t actually exist except in the mind of a man or in other men.
Very similar to a customer service face, make believe armor helps men interact with women and navigate the treacherous world of women’s rights.
While wearing make believe armor men can interact and simply talk with women without fear of reprisal or false accusations.
Typically make believe armor is worn at social activities such as dancing and parties but can and should probably be worn in the workplace or even at home.
While wearing make believe armor men are only able to talk about subjects that nothing sexual, sexist or overly masculine undertones or microaggressions can be taken away from ie the weather, sports stats, Wild Animal facts, and marinade recipes. Also things that are very technical like database building or power generation or ballistics.
*Make believe armor doesn’t actually exist except in the mind of a man or in other men.
“Hey Ma’am ”
“Hey Sir”
“The sun has reached it’s zenith and the temperature is warmer”
“Would you say it is hot?”
“No Ma’am I would not, because I’m wearing my make believe armor, I would say it’s certainly not cold”
“Dude won’t even talk about anything but the third law of thermodynamics to that girl, he’s wearing his make believe armor”
“I’m sorry Jill I would ask you to dance, but I’m wearing my make believe armor so what do you think of Tom Brady’s completion record?”
“Hey Sir”
“The sun has reached it’s zenith and the temperature is warmer”
“Would you say it is hot?”
“No Ma’am I would not, because I’m wearing my make believe armor, I would say it’s certainly not cold”
“Dude won’t even talk about anything but the third law of thermodynamics to that girl, he’s wearing his make believe armor”
“I’m sorry Jill I would ask you to dance, but I’m wearing my make believe armor so what do you think of Tom Brady’s completion record?”
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
Get the make believe armor mug.Related Words
Armon
• armonk
• Armor For Sleep
• armo
• Armondo
• Armoni
• armod
• Armond
• Armond White
• Armonee
for this one, your gonna need five girls. first, you fist one, as far as you, then you fist the other one and as far you can, then you proceed to ram your foot into one of they pussy, then you do the same to the other girl. so by this point you should have four writhing females and each limb. and to put the icing on the cake, you shove your head (not your dick head, your actual head) into her vagina. you should now be prepared to head into battle.
WARNING: MASSIVE BLEEDING MAY OCCUR.
WARNING: MASSIVE BLEEDING MAY OCCUR.
by Whackassbitch09 November 8, 2007
Get the Suit of Armor mug.1.) A fissure or flaw in a piece of armour that compromises its defensive abilities.
2.) Mistakes made by Asian-American athletes of Chinese or Taiwanese descent during a game that results in a loss for the team.
3.) A racist slur with a double meaning, the use of which under the previous definition can get you fired if you work for a news agency such as ESPN.
2.) Mistakes made by Asian-American athletes of Chinese or Taiwanese descent during a game that results in a loss for the team.
3.) A racist slur with a double meaning, the use of which under the previous definition can get you fired if you work for a news agency such as ESPN.
Apparently there's a chink in the armor. Jeremy Lin threw 9 interceptions during last Friday's game, costing the Knicks the game. They blew a 7-game winning streak.
by RobertV1984 April 26, 2012
Get the Chink in the Armor mug.by You're not cool... April 26, 2015
Get the knight in shinning armour mug.Its an Armor ability in Halo: Reach
Whille in armor lock you can't move or shoot
Useful against Explosif wepons (Rocket launcher, fuel rod gun, plasma grenades)
Not the best Ability, if you want to proove that your not a noob
Whille in armor lock you can't move or shoot
Useful against Explosif wepons (Rocket launcher, fuel rod gun, plasma grenades)
Not the best Ability, if you want to proove that your not a noob
Your in a match, you see some noob spawn camping with the rocket launcher. He shoots at you, you use the armor lock, you survive
by DehNoobShow October 3, 2011
Get the Armor Lock mug.Bitch: "Hey who's thongs are these?"
Playa: "My side bitch"
Bitch: "OMG!! Fuck you Armondo!
Playa: "Aye, I told you that it wasnt erected yet BITCH"
Bitch: "Whatever!"
Playa: "My side bitch"
Bitch: "OMG!! Fuck you Armondo!
Playa: "Aye, I told you that it wasnt erected yet BITCH"
Bitch: "Whatever!"
by iphonereject March 1, 2017
Get the Armondo mug.