Albino Ape

Someone who is a complete and utter virgin.

“That guy is a totally an Albino Ape”
“ I know right”

by wabble dabble snabble March 28, 2022

Albino Garden Snake

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.

Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"

by dix 'B' floppin September 04, 2017

Albino Cracka

The whitest kid you knew, or will ever know.

My friend Alex is such an albino cracka.

by Smackleface October 12, 2010

albino giraffe

A wannabe soundcloud rapper, redditor, discord mod, overall incel vibes

Yo, don't invite any albino giraffes to the party, they are such a buzz kill.

by bruh what the frick July 22, 2021

Albino Dump

It is the seminal fluid that comes out of her (or his) anus while taking a dump after the man blew his load from anal sex.

My bitch took a massive Albino Dump this morning.

by M J Rottencrotch September 11, 2020

Albino Butt Rag

The used waxing strips of a bleached asshole.

"Hey Johnny, throw out those Albino Butt Rags will ya?"

by BallsMcBig June 14, 2016

Albino Rhino

When you get your girl wet enough that she bends over and you charge for the opposite side of the room and whatever hole is the hole. Get the walker ready.

I can’t believe that bitch let me albino rhino her last night my dick still hurts I hit her taint.

by Jennataila October 20, 2022