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accidental macking

to not even realize that you are absolutely macking with a chick
I asked her if she wanted to go for a drink a drink meaning a soda or juice. She thought I meant a bar and said yes. My friend pointed out I just pulled off accidental macking.
by The Boss of Five Towns February 1, 2010
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scooby doo acid

legendary high powered blotter acid. usually found with prints of scooby doo characters on hits, which make taking them even more hilarious. your lucky if you find any of these anymore..
yo, i heard jesus the bum took mad hits of scooby doo acid, and thats why hes like that.

i dont know, my dad told me he used to take that shit back in days, and hes fine
by rickrock May 26, 2008
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accidental blowjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.
"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."
by trumantinkerbell July 31, 2008
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Accident

There's several ways to define an accident:

1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
Scenario #1:
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.

Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*

Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!
by izcool September 11, 2009
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Acid Dragon

A sexual happening, in which you shove your stiff wang so far down a girls throat that she gags and throws up on it, you then retrive your member, and flick the acid back in her face
Twangggg! Damn! Look at that acid dragon! thats gotta sting
by L(dawg) July 3, 2009
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accidental discharge

Expelling a large fart you didn’t even know was there
Ryan: (stands up)

(LOUD FART)

Patrick: dude, that was terrible

Ryan: I didn’t even know it was there. It was an accidental discharge

Patrick: you nasty
by Lieutenant Hung Well May 27, 2020
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sarcastic acid

It's chemical formula is H(SrCaSm) and is the substance that stimulates witty comebacks, ironic replies, in other words: sarcasm. It can only be handled in small amounts as it has a pH of 0. If someone is overly sarcastic it can appear as an off-white cloud around a person's head.
"Who's the guy with the cloud around his head?"
"Oh, that's Mike. He has excessive amounts of sarcastic acid, it's genetic"
by Soulfir the Sarcastic May 1, 2008
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