Alfie

Alfie is definitely a man that gives off big dick energy. He is gentle and kind but is a devil under the sheets. If you have an Alfie, keep him.

“Who is he? Do you see that thing poking out his joggers.”
“That’s ALFIE!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

alfie kaka

Top man who loves football and food. Can eat after every meal never goes hungry. People love to feed Alfie exotic fruits. He's a party animal. Loves a good dance in the mix. Forever shouting oii oii

Oii oii Alfie kaka your bad boi dinners ready
Oii oii daddy's home

by Alfiekaka10 November 23, 2021

Alfie

A small dog with a perverse penchant for approaching and continuously sexually harassing larger, older dogs.

That dog in Portmarnock is a right Alfie

by WeLoveDeNortside April 10, 2022

Alfie

Really cool, but goldfish brain

You are a lot like Alfie.

by eggymintman June 14, 2022

Alfie Chalmers

A person with a stupendous dumptruck and astronomical rizz

Look its Alfie Chalmers, he's so sexy

by Floppy404 March 27, 2023

Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

alfie kingsman

a sexy man with a large erect penis

hey alfie kingsman is a nice guy

by hdkdldofjnfncncncnf January 1, 2023