A baby's head isn't hard until at least a few months after birth.
It's soft to keep form killing the mother when being born, but this compresses the head into an elongated form kinda like Kiff from Futurama, but in a fucking human!!!!!!
Its truly one of the most horrifying things you can see as the baby's mother.
It's soft to keep form killing the mother when being born, but this compresses the head into an elongated form kinda like Kiff from Futurama, but in a fucking human!!!!!!
Its truly one of the most horrifying things you can see as the baby's mother.
by kjun December 3, 2009
Get the alien headmug. by shaedan hawse February 25, 2008
Get the alien tweebmug. A woman who acts as if the normal rules of being a human on planet Earth do not apply to her. She conducts her life in this manner with an attitute of entitlement that she should be treated differently and well, lavished upon even, but reciprocation is not necessary on her part. She is convinced this is the way to live her life, even though her experience is that good decisions in another galaxy are simply bad decisions here on planet Earth.
Wow dude, that chick is such an Alien Princess, she expects you to worship how different she is but all along she treats you like shit.
by Albert33 June 21, 2011
Get the Alien Princessmug. Was actually created before dame tu cosita on December 2, 2017 by the youtuber 3d animation land who posted a green screen titled 'FREE GREEN SCREEN - DANCING METAL ALIEN'. 7 months later it was attatched to an ifunny post of an unknown user along with the caption ' Imagine having sleep paralysis and this thing is at the foot of your bed just breakin it down' Accompanied with the song Money Longer by Lil Uzi Vert.
by metal alien August 8, 2018
Get the Howard The Alienmug. a human of the taller variety who has a high waist level and has exstremely long legs has awkward rib bones and averagly has blonde hair
by S-hane February 29, 2008
Get the alien tweabmug. Term used to describe female sex part. Name is derived from said parts propensity to look like an alien's mouth.
Chip: Brosauras, did you cop dome from that fat chick?
Trent: She wasn't having it, however she did let me feed her alien mouth.
Trent: She wasn't having it, however she did let me feed her alien mouth.
by Carter Chase May 1, 2010
Get the Alien Mouthmug. Alien superstar is defined to be a woman or fem man that declares themselves as the top notch human form, they are one of one, number 1, or maybe even the only one.
by Beyondyellow September 21, 2022
Get the alien superstarmug.