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Congratulations you have typed the letter A a bunch of times therefore you are bored so I will tell you some dad jokes as PUNishment

I don't trust stairs they are always up to something
Did you guys hear about the deaf guy getting robbed? neither did he!

I was gonna make a joke about paper but it was gonna be TEARable
Person 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Person 2: Shut the fuck up
by i eat doors December 11, 2023
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The sound someone makes when they're having an existential crisis.
George: "Hey, is your cousin Frankie okay?"
Aaron: "Yeah, they were just having an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
George: "Having an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??"
Aaron: "Yeah! Y'know, an existential crisis."
George: "Oh, okay."
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It's the middle of the night and John was doing his homework, till an indescribable amount of boredom stroke him. He just kept on pressing the letter "a" on his keyboard, whilst having a blank mind and staring into the void, through the huge row of "a"s wich just kept on appearing on his screen.
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by JohnPork January 10, 2024
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you say this when you owwwwwwwie
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM DIEING AND I NEED HELP I STUBED MY TOE OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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This the sound you make when you scream.
Little brother: I spent all your vbucks.
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaphobia

The fear of the letter a in the lexicon in any way
P1: I have Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaphobia
P2: What the Fúck?
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