You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️
by People who did me dirty April 13, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. The best, silliest guy ever!! best person 2 play regretevator, RMA, and cof with!!!! he's david irl i dont care what anyone says!!1
on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.
and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.
and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
Stay gold, Jonah.
by simonzluv March 10, 2024
Get the Jonahmug. by jdjrhe March 25, 2022
Get the Jonah Ganskemug. 
Jonah is a crybaby at times. He is really charming. He gets his looks from his dad mostly. Sometimes he will love you then sometimes he will kill you with his nags and tantrums. And for some reason he’s really attached to the people he lives like REALLY ATTACHED. But every one loves Jonah
by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021
Get the Jonahmug. To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win
by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018
Get the Jonahedmug. Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
by Blackflys December 14, 2019
Get the Jonah's Maneuvermug.