Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.
That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".
by Energysoul July 26, 2016
Get the Five Man Failuremug. by Drugs are good for ur health September 30, 2023
Get the Failuremug. Even if someone tries to light a fire under your ass, take your time even if it's harder not to rush. When you try to do something on somebody else's rhythm that isn't your own, you'll never get to find yours.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Get the Failuremug. when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.
also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
by kittttttten February 3, 2017
Get the dump failuremug. by shittyunderpants777 November 10, 2024
Get the Cascade Failuremug. I wrote a poem to show how much of a failure Steven He is
Steven He
Dare I say he has no we
His dad is stronger than a tree
Some people say Steven is more useless than a bee
Some say he is more sour than a lime
We say we don't have the time
To make poems that even rhyme
I ask if he will ever have a prime
Steven's dad has walked many miles
He's gone through many trials
In his day the lions would be in shambles
To get anywhere he would travel dimensions there was no need for lambos
Yet here Steven is a failure
Failure
Failure
Failure
Steven He
Dare I say he has no we
His dad is stronger than a tree
Some people say Steven is more useless than a bee
Some say he is more sour than a lime
We say we don't have the time
To make poems that even rhyme
I ask if he will ever have a prime
Steven's dad has walked many miles
He's gone through many trials
In his day the lions would be in shambles
To get anywhere he would travel dimensions there was no need for lambos
Yet here Steven is a failure
Failure
Failure
Failure
by This is a handle was taken September 6, 2022
Get the Failuremug.