Chris

A kid with the last name pike and likes all the dudes

Bruh you seen Chris?
Yea he looks dumb

He does like men

by NateTooSmoove January 10, 2020

Chris

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Random Dude: Hi
Chris: Dude you're such a Chris.

by nadheem simp November 23, 2021

chris

a homo bus driver whos real name is alan

chris is my homo bus driver

by JORDYNVSTHEWORLD March 23, 2019

chris

A shy person, but nice to talk with once you get to know him. He talks about motorsports a lot, also a gamer

Chris is a great friend :)

by racingflxmes October 25, 2020

Chris

A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant

Oh shit it Chris

by Lilc29 May 7, 2019

Chris

Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.

Chris is a spastic

by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019

Chris

Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.

“Do you know Chris”
“Showershitter Chris”

by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020