Zoe Plan

Noun
A preposterous plan doomed from the start. Often used when referring to an attempt at dating your crush.

Trying to date Jessica was a real Zoe Plan.

by Tygfty February 18, 2020

hange zoe

Hange zoe, the 14th commander of the survey corps in attack on titan. Nicest person on earth, they would give the best hugs, and would play with your hair until you fall asleep.

Levi: thank you hange zoe for giving me the strength and the power to fight everyday

by levispersonalb1tch March 13, 2021

Hange Zoe

Hottest, sexiest, toe curling person alive

Hange zoe

by Hangeshotemowife September 25, 2021

Hange zoe

Hange is the best girl and she is my love I love this women. Besides the fact she would leave me for a titan but I still love her. Her personality is everything. She’s horny for titans.

Hange zoe : that horny bitch

by Hanges girlfriend January 15, 2021

zoe lady

Your Haitian mom

My Zoe lady said I gota clean up the house before I go outside.

by Zoe Lady April 16, 2019

Zoe Quinn

(v.) To over promise and under deliver at the same time while declaring yourself a hero.
(v.) Abusing the system to remove negative and factual information about yourself.
(n.) An individual who becomes what they claimed to fight

I can't believe you just Zoe Quinned the whole class!

by Not Your Neighbour September 25, 2019

Zoe God

a person who partakes in scamming, and/or stealing from gullible patrons.

Man, some Zoe God got me for $300.00.

by kennedy price May 13, 2015