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Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.
Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)
by jom jom August 16, 2020
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ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
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Dirty ned

by Bigboined November 6, 2020
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Ned Flanders

A crack head who is living in the Simpsons and is annoying as fuck.
by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023
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Ned the Sped

A young teenager (specifically men) who add women on snapchat, get them riled up, lead them on, tell lies, and then cry that said woman left you.
"Omg that's Ned the Sped!! Speddy Neddy!!"
by myblickyuponthedressah January 31, 2024
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NED

the name NED seems like a very innocent name but the person who is named NED is an evil being. NED is the reincarnation of the pineapple of existence, which means that he holds a lot of power ( but not as much as GERARK), but he doesn't use the power to do good but he uses it to murder every one in his sight.
stay away from NED he is dangerous!!
by GERARK October 4, 2017
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Ned Doherty

by lwaters September 13, 2020
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