Go Home And Be A Family Man 

A phrase originally coined by Guile from the Street Fighter video game franchise, it was his tag line after defeating an opponent. Over the years, it has come to be used also when referring to someone who is past their prime at whatever it is that they should do.

Steven: "Hey, did you watch TNA Impact last week?"
Michael: "Yeah, I can't believe they had Ric Flair's 60-year-old ass wrestling again. He's way past his prime He should go home and be a family man."

Go Home And Be A Family Man by Thu Kang-A-Lang January 24, 2011

As a bisexual man.. 

said by Bilzo in the halloween stream by Tubbo.
Context:

Tommy: "I want it up the ass"
Tubbo: " Why would you want it up the ass"
Tommy: "Bilzo take it away"
Bilzo: "As a bisexual man..."

*Something awkward*
Someone: "As a bisexual man..."

As a bisexual man.. by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021

offering a drowning man a glass of water 

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

offering a drowning man a glass of water by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

You're a good man, Charlie Brown 

Something said to someone who does good and means well but always gets the crap end of things or the short end of the stick. Similar to "Bless your heart."

Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your arm?
Guy 2: I helped my uncle move a couch the other day. He let go, and I fell down the stairs.
Guy 1: Wow, that sucks, man.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I still picked it back up and carried it up the stairs.

Guy 1: You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown by Archer Thornwood. July 29, 2017

A real man 

A "real man" is the what you young folk might call old-fashioned. Chivalry is not dead! A real man has manners, is polite, and considerate. He is honest and open and true to himself. He will fight for and defend the people that he loves. He is a hard-worker. He is not spiteful. He respects women and shows appreciation for all of his blessings. A real man is the provider of the family. He is strong, physically and mentally, and is never too proud to exhibit strong emotion. Once committed, he is faithful to only her. He does not watch porn or disrespect her in any other way. He helps with housework and is a role model for his children. A real man knows who he is, what he wants, and is grateful for what he has.

If you are 25 and living in your parents basement you are not a real man.

A real man by Minx0003 December 11, 2009

A loyal man 

1. An awesome dude that treats his woman good and stays faithful.

2. A simp that is being played and doesn't realize his girl isn't faithful and yet he still stays with her.

Harley is a loyal man.

A loyal man by Heung Wei lo November 19, 2017

Hung like a French man 

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.

Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this guy , he was a real dream, hung like a French man.

Hung like a French man by Meretrix-Maximus September 26, 2021