The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.
Putting up a front; being fake.
Putting on a facade.
Putting up a front; being fake.
Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.
Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
Get the Fake and frontmug. The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.
by Roghog October 10, 2014
Get the front wipemug. by 3978E June 7, 2018
Get the front artistmug. Butt Front
Noun
1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.
2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.
Origin Theories:
1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!
A passage read on an anonymous blog:
2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
Noun
1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.
2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.
Origin Theories:
1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!
A passage read on an anonymous blog:
2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
Ms Zelma's gotta fuckin' SWEET ASS Butt Front. Wait, that didn't sound ...fuck it. I gotta get in dem BIG OL' CANS, son!
When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!
Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!
Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
by J.Philip.Dick October 26, 2015
Get the Butt Frontmug. Double Front, Double Fronting, Double Fronted
Definition: Exciting sex act involving three people, where two sets of female genitals are presented to a lucky third party for the purpose of maximum arousal and visual stimulation.
Definition: Exciting sex act involving three people, where two sets of female genitals are presented to a lucky third party for the purpose of maximum arousal and visual stimulation.
"How was your weekend Alex ?"
"Ohhhh man , it was so good!!!! Lucy and Georgia double fronted me! It was hot af"
"Double fronting?"
"Yeah broseph, I lay down, they both took their panties off and knelt just above my head...two pussys right there, in my face dude!"
"Awww dang! I'm jealous bro!"
"Ohhhh man , it was so good!!!! Lucy and Georgia double fronted me! It was hot af"
"Double fronting?"
"Yeah broseph, I lay down, they both took their panties off and knelt just above my head...two pussys right there, in my face dude!"
"Awww dang! I'm jealous bro!"
by baby girl 2 hot 2 handle xoxo September 5, 2023
Get the Double Frontmug. by LMLYMI January 8, 2009
Get the Front the domemug. The act of waving your penis up and down like an Elephants trunk whilst wearing an Elephant G-String and making elephant sounds.
by AbAbsurnwef54665465465wfwefwef May 9, 2019
Get the Front Trunkingmug.