G’Day Mate is the act of applying Australian Gold Sunscreen to one’s anus prior to Butthole Sunning. In case you’re wondering, like I was, Butthole Sunning is an actual thing. Apparently “absorbing sunlight through your anus is a great way to recharge your whole system”.
Chris: “Hey Sarah, it’s supposed to be 85 and sunny tomorrow....you know what that means!”
Sarah: “Sure do! It means you’re still worried about your melanoma coming back and you need me to give your asshole a G’Day Mate.”
Chris: *sad faced* “Yes.”
Sarah: “Sure do! It means you’re still worried about your melanoma coming back and you need me to give your asshole a G’Day Mate.”
Chris: *sad faced* “Yes.”
by Lee Kinanis November 6, 2020
Get the G’Day Matemug. Girl ginger: "I love you so much I think you're my soul mate."
Guy ginger: "But we are gingers we don't have souls."
Girl ginger: "so what does that make us?"
Guy ginger: "Ginger mates of course."
Guy ginger: "But we are gingers we don't have souls."
Girl ginger: "so what does that make us?"
Guy ginger: "Ginger mates of course."
by Rexx1990 November 14, 2013
Get the ginger matesmug. A date which consists only of sex, therefore starting and ending with mating. Also known as a one night stand.
by Schnitterbit April 29, 2011
Get the Mate datemug. by randomw12 January 26, 2010
Get the Hello Matemug. Used when describing close acquaintances whose banter or chat can only be described as smelly or stinky. Usually talking crap to gain cred or being perceived as cool, their chat typically achieves the opposite.
Usage: Steph Byrd has such neece mates, they've got such stinky chat.
Further Examples of neece mates:
Neece Mate 1 - Hello mate, I’ve just sunk 8 snakey bakeys in a row. I’m cruising on the A banter to Lashville.
Neece Mate 2 - Do my guns look big in this?
Neece Mate 3 - I have a mate of a mate of a mate who can sink 12 snakey bakeys in 5 seconds and then he eats the glass because he is such a ‘LAD’
Further Examples of neece mates:
Neece Mate 1 - Hello mate, I’ve just sunk 8 snakey bakeys in a row. I’m cruising on the A banter to Lashville.
Neece Mate 2 - Do my guns look big in this?
Neece Mate 3 - I have a mate of a mate of a mate who can sink 12 snakey bakeys in 5 seconds and then he eats the glass because he is such a ‘LAD’
by neecebants August 18, 2009
Get the Neece Matesmug. The act of forcing sexual, anal or oral copulation upon a current boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife.
by Chayim Gettz August 10, 2018
Get the mate rapemug. Perfect sexual partner. One who not only allows your sexual freakyness but encourages it and will even push you to explore it.
by Freakmate October 27, 2016
Get the Freak matemug.