Bird

Basically someone that’s kind of a bitch. They rarely come through on what they say they will. Sometimes a little sketchy or a hassle to deal with/make plans with.

Person 1: Yo see if (name) got some tree.
Person 2: Nahh, he’s a bird. I don’t fw him.

1: You tryna go chill with so and so?
2: Nahh, he’s a bird.

by Travioli96 June 19, 2018

Microwave Bird

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.

I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up

Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.

by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023

Birds

The annoying little winged fuckers who wake you up every Sunday morning.

Ah, Fucking Birds Chirping and Shit!!

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

Bird

A term used to describe girls in England normally used by cringey chavs.

That bird is fit!

by SomeCooooolGuy January 19, 2019

im da bigest bird

im da bigest bird

im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird, oh im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird

by sidamon May 3, 2023

bumpy bird

A bumpy bird, commonly known as a bird with bumps.

"That feller over there got a bumpy bird"

by Big Pimping 42069 October 5, 2023

President Birds

A group of two or more birds that are trapped in the same set of plastic six-pack rings found on soda cans, causing them to need to act together to function. Similar to a rat king.

"Terry, did you just see those President Birds? There was a cardinal, a blue jay, and a pigeon!"

by Zombeans March 22, 2024