kick tits

this is a person, place or thing that does more than kicks ass, it kicks tits. this is something that my cousin made up, it was fuckin awesome, so i figured i put it on this shitty site.

"dude, i went to a lamb of god concert on friday, they fuckin kick tits!"

by stevie pevie July 27, 2008

blue tit

1. A type of bird
2. A woman's breast that has been painted blue
3. Alien boobs

'wow, i just saw a blue tit up in the bushes'

'damn, that woman's got blue titties'

by Hardley Surton December 9, 2008

arse over tit

To fall over spectacularly. See A over T, cunt up

"I was so drunk I fell arse over tit"

by ladyhancock March 24, 2003

these fishsticks are hard as tits

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007

Triangle Tits

1. Flat chested females, who attempt to look revealing but end up displaying a grotesque image of natural tragedy.

2. Upside down triangle tits in a tube top, or some other shirt that is too tightt and no bra.

1. Them Triangle tits are not the businesss.

2. She's only 16, she'll grow out of them triangle tits.

3. she need to get some implants to fix them triangle titss.

by Jack Sparroff July 1, 2010

Aw nigger tits

A socially acceptable replacement for the word " fuck " when used out of anger , disappointment or frustration .

Aw nigger tits ! The concert sold out before i got tickets .

by BAMAMIKE September 12, 2016

string bean tits

A pair of breasts that are very thin and shriveled like a string-bean. They typically droop down significantly and makes the affected woman look flat because they are so fucking thin. To avoid insulting a female with these type of tits, they can be referred to as a set of SBT's in public.

Did you see Caroline in that bathing suit? She has a nasty set of string bean tits. I bet her husband is banging a hot chick on the side with real tits and a firm ass.

by Rohja May 20, 2008