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FiveM Brain

A FiveM brain is someone who is a victim of FiveM's brainrotted community, they base their personality, speech, and profiles around FiveM. They often deflect insults similar to a broken record by repeating the same insults a million times. These insults include "random" "ig" "Fuck is you talkin bout" "b4b" and "smd" along with other typical insults/slang used in the FiveM community. They also like to say "dickrider" after you insult them (which makes no sense look it up). Victims of the FiveM brain will also have a "thug" or "nyc" personality. People effected by the FiveM brain also think they're better than everyone else with inflated egos.

FiveM Brain is not just limited to speech and personality, people effected by FiveM brainrot usually like to do the following in their discord profiles. Random girls/rappers in pfp, #/# pc checks passed/failed, an egotistical/cringe comment in their bio and overuse of emojis along with "This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __"

Prolong exposure to the FiveM community can result in developing a FiveM Brain. Symptoms of FiveM Brain include, lack of critical thinking skills, underdeveloped problem solving skills, ignorance, and difficulty holding themselves up in arguments.

Note:

- The use of "ig" is relating to the use of it to deflect an insult, not responding in a normal sentence.
- Rapper/random girl pfps does not always indicate a victim of the FiveM brain, they could just be 12yo.
"I hate you thugs I can just tell by the way you speak"
Response: "Ig I'm a thug" (This is the FiveM Brain)

"No way he hit that"
Response: "Ig he's just better" (This is NOT FiveM Brain)

"Man you suck"
Response: "dont care random"
by Zpat1 December 5, 2024
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Beat It Out The Brain

F*ck her so good she contracts autism.
Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain
by MDC03 January 1, 2021
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Brain tingles

Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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Gummy Brain

When you are drunk/high, and begin to say things incoherently and not comprehend anything.
“Hey what do you want to watch on tv?”
“Erhh hav you herd that nu sooshhi eating downtown?”
“Huh? I asked if you wanted to watch tv, Do you have gummy brain or something?”
by Maxmcc91 April 13, 2023
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Brain Fuck

Brain Fuck is what you say when you hope someone dies or has already passed. You drill a hole in a dead body big enough for your dick then put it through the hole and fuck the head
Karen I hope you get brain fucked

I will brain fuck your dead body
by Dree25879 September 2, 2019
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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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Fork Brain

When you have been awake for around 20+ hours and cannot think straight, or form a straight sentence, similar to being drunk
"I need to go to sleep, I've got some serious fork brain
by acrenoom April 2, 2021
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