Victoria De Angelis is my mommy. My wife. The one and only woman who I would let fuck the living shit out of me. Break my back and bed please. I need her so bad. She could finger me all day and use me as her personal bass because I’d be making loud enough sounds to qualify. I have no shame in it, but when we get married I will be calling her mommy and let her treat me as her damn slave. Literally I wanna be your slave. I’m not religious but I pray to her, she is my religion. So I am religious. I’m praying one day she’ll fuck me. Gentle or hard I want it all. Whatever she wants (preferably hard and rough) and if anybody ever thinks to even try and love her to the extreme I do, fuck off. I will cannibalize you.
Person: Who do you want to lose your virginity to?
Me: VICTORIA DE ANGELIS. VIC. VIC VIC. VIC VIC VIC VIC VIC.
Me: VICTORIA DE ANGELIS. VIC. VIC VIC. VIC VIC VIC VIC VIC.
by Vic’s slut September 13, 2023
If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.
by QuacksO July 07, 2024
British guy: can ye tell me where is the dictionary?
the library man: ye need to find out what dose a wor' de mean?
the library man: ye need to find out what dose a wor' de mean?
by Mr Arbges Graystone September 20, 2023
12 de Octubre, Día del Pilar. Una fecha especial en donde las persona más maravillosas Nacen. Naciste este día, te convierte en alguien especial, maravilloso, pacifico, y solitario, aunque un poco juguetón también.
by Nulan November 24, 2021
Isaias de la mora is a tall skinny but muscular guy with brown hair and eyes. He has sharp teeth and girl lips. Isaias has a mexican accent and has a really bad personality but he is oh so cute! He is a very dry person and is very bad at rizzing up girls. He is shy but once you get to know him he is okay. He is a liar sometimes but his looks make up for it.
He has really good back muscles but his legs are hairy 🤮. Lastly, he has very cute rounded panda eyes that you could never look away from.
He has really good back muscles but his legs are hairy 🤮. Lastly, he has very cute rounded panda eyes that you could never look away from.
Olivia: “omg did u see isaias de la mora??”
Raquelle: “omg yes he is sooo cute but i heard he had 5 girlfriends..thats definitely a lie.”
Raquelle: “omg yes he is sooo cute but i heard he had 5 girlfriends..thats definitely a lie.”
by Aleena Grace October 05, 2023
Isaias de la mora is a tall skinny but muscular guy with brown hair and eyes. He has sharp teeth and girl lips. Isaias has a mexican accent and has a really bad personality but he is oh so cute! He is a very dry person and is very bad at rizzing up girls. He is shy but once you get to know him he is okay. He is a liar sometimes but his looks make up for it.
He has really good back muscles but his legs are hairy 🤮. Lastly, he has very cute rounded panda eyes that you could never look away from.
He has really good back muscles but his legs are hairy 🤮. Lastly, he has very cute rounded panda eyes that you could never look away from.
Olivia: “omg did u see isaias de la mora??”
Raquelle: “omg yes he is sooo cute but i heard he had 5 girlfriends..thats definitely a lie.”
Raquelle: “omg yes he is sooo cute but i heard he had 5 girlfriends..thats definitely a lie.”
by Aleena Grace October 05, 2023
A big guy who loves females extensively and likes rubbing his leg with there’s he is really good at rugby and has an amazing friend called Ty he loves big balls as well and he is the biggest simp in the world.
Samuel De Jongh: Ty your so cool I wish I could be more like you your epic
Ty: Samuel De Jongh you are such a simp but a cool guy
Ty: Samuel De Jongh you are such a simp but a cool guy
by Mrtai1232 April 24, 2022