Matt: Hey chris i had sex with your mom last night
Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it
(chris begins to cry)
Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)
Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it
(chris begins to cry)
Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)
by Ross the Great August 28, 2006
A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.
Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.
by PWS27 July 08, 2017
Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.
"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"
by Klownrad December 04, 2020
by nigga plz April 15, 2005
smooth talks, so tricky that ur mind can't decode the true meanin behind... velvet guts...can trade a buck for a million
man, them cats is fools when it comes down to raps, i came in and scooped 2 of they honnies with my slick peanut butter guts
by Timanzoh May 29, 2006
In reference to males when their erection gets so big that it breaks their zipper on their pants, to the point of no repair.
by Dressagechick23 October 20, 2007
by Aaron July 06, 2003