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Reverse-mute

Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.

The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.

As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.
An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.
by Del Ritchie February 17, 2022
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Reverse Diarrhea

Taking a shit and then painfully shoving it back up your ass.
I went back to my ex and now I have a bout of reverse diarrhea. Lesson learned!
by John Gunner February 18, 2017
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Reverse Pedo

when a Minor lies about their age to go after adults, Usually in VRChat
Friend One: "Hey you remember yesterday in VRChat when we were hanging out with that group in the public instance?"
Friend Two: "Yeah what about them?"
Friend One: "Turns out the one that was hitting on you so much is a Reverse Pedo"
Friend Two: "What?? What do you mean?"
Friend One: "They're not actually 18, they lied about their age"
Friend Two: "Jesus fucking Christ dude, definitely blocking them when I get the chance"
by Winston Hoskins August 6, 2025
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Second uno reverse

The second uno reverse is meant to counter an uno reverse, thereby breaking quantum physics laws, ending the world as we know it.
Brad: ur mom is fat
Lawrence: uno reverse
Brad: Second uno reverse
Lawrence: *dies from laws of quantum physics being broken*
by Hazodaki October 2, 2022
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Reverse brown nosing

When someone who you used to brown nose starts brown nosing you back.
Remember when the new Vice President was hired and Brady was the biggest brown noser? Now the VP is reverse brown nosing!
by Luke Willis February 12, 2015
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Reverse-Birthing

When a bald man inserts his head into a woman’s vagina.
If you think that fisting porn is gross, you should see this reverse-birthing video.
by DefinitelyNotDouggie October 8, 2022
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Universal Reversal

The act of shitting in the tank of the toilet while partner gives head to person shitting in the tank, whilst said partner is shitting into the toilet facing the tank.
"Bro, we got so fucked up we did a universal reversal in her mom's guest bathroom.. it was a shit fest"
by Frank Heezler January 14, 2022
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