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Meat Money

Money used by some dik or smitz to buy a well hung male prostitute when he needs a brutal pounding.
Danny made some meat money today. He's gonna get that ass pounded, tonight!
by steamingkoil June 20, 2017
mugGet the Meat Moneymug.

My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.
Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
mugGet the My Moneymug.

Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.
Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls
by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024
mugGet the Ass Money Ballsmug.

Money

Unequivocally (get a real dictionary and look it up) the root of all evil. Just because the internet makes it easier to get, doesn't mean it still isn't evil. Unfortunately in 2018 its still a thing and a focus of the human existence. Food, water, and even shelter the world already provides in abundance. You know I have never seen a moneytree, (not the check cashing place) pretty sure we don't need it or it would have been provided.
"Can you spare some money so I can get some food?" - really?!!? No one should have to use money for food, water, and shelter.
by SympathyDevil May 9, 2018
mugGet the Moneymug.

Love Your Money

We love you yeah
We love what you got and you've got it truly
You're talented kid
We can see it clearly
We love your sound
The way you look so we say sincerely
You're natural stars and we mean it really
{chorus}

We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
Yes we do
We love you yeah
place your trust in us completely
You'll sell worldwide we mean it really
We love your songs
shape your image and we'll all be wealthy
{repeat}

We love you so love your demo
We love you so love love love love
all your money
We love your money(love your money)
We love your money(love your money)
Love love love love all your money
(repeat chorus)

Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money
by Gothic Miscreant October 23, 2023
mugGet the Love Your Moneymug.

Daddy’s money

Buying a new house with daddy’s money
Dan used daddy’s money to buy a mansion with limestone to over compensate for how bad he is at golf
by MB07 July 26, 2023
mugGet the Daddy’s moneymug.

Money Monger

A Person that proclaims to be royalty but is not, for control of money assets or jurisdiction in a naive scenario they leap to attempt to gain control of a region or associate focus to control within a crucial timeline.
The Money Monger thought it was a game

but money can't protect you but people can ..
Within coordination of reality
by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023
mugGet the Money Mongermug.

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