Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023

Pineapple Hairs

This word was created by "Anix" the youtuber while he was building the bikini bottom spongebob houses in a game on "Roblox" called "Bloxburg".

There are pineapple hairs on spongebobs house.

by SuperCatLover12007 June 16, 2020

Hillary Hair

When your pubic hair gets tired in a knot and it looks like Hillary Clinton.

Girl, I have Hillary Hair. Can you help me?

by AlanLovesButt June 27, 2018

Pineapple hairs

a word to describe the weird spiky green bits on the top of a pineapple. Made up once again by the lovely beautiful anix.

"make sure to cut off the pineapple hairs before you eat the pineapple."

by yourlocalfriendlyperson June 17, 2020

Dudy Hair

The tuft of hair or cowlick that sticks out where the hair creates a swirl pattern on the back of the head.

That guy has dudy hairs sticking out the back of his head.

by Dudyhair May 24, 2022

backass hair

(noun) when a person's body hair is visibly present, and continuous, from their neckline, down their back, and into the intergluteal cleft (or, in layman's terms, "ass crack"). Backass Hair is especially distinguished by its thickness of dark, coarse body hair.

Did you see Jamie's backass hair? It's so thick, you could probably braid it down her back!

by helix2go November 14, 2023

hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.

Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD

by FrappaCHINA June 5, 2021